love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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