Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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