the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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