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when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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