Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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