Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
