apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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