In the future we'll all be gay
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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