do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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