I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
my being single is dangerous.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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