i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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