Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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