I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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