I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
