We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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