Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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