idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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