My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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