turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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