so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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