no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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