no. you can't hotbox the world.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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