Buhtt sex?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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