Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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