Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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