think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Randomize
