ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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