Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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He better not be in your backpack
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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