Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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