Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Randomize
