Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...