Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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