it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.