I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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