Apparently you make a good broom.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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