Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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