How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
