Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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