He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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