My nipple is on Facebook.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.