I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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