She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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