so explain again why im purple
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My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
should my penis look like a turkey
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
