At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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