Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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