it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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