You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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