Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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