Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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