Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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