I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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