would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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