everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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