Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Liz is crying about burritos again.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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