i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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