She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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