gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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