On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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