so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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