Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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